Armand Alprèves: EU Commission chief negotiator
Bill Appleby: Presenter of the BBC show Now Then
Jay Arthur: Health Secretary
Leslie Barkwell: International Trade Minister
Ron Beardsley: Downing Street chief of staff
Dave Deadpool: US chief strategist
Dennis Dent: Secretary of State for Exiting the EU
Amelia Dimple: Environment Secretary
Harvey Doggerbank: Chairman of the 1922 Committee
Bob Fobber: Leader of the Liberal Democrats
Willy Franjeboom: Chief negotiator for the EU Parliament
Colin Fungale: Sometime leader of UKIP
Crispin Gorm: Attorney General
Ingrid Käsen: Chancellor of Germany
Yalayip Kulübe: President of Turkey
Jonathan Leonine: Former Tory grandee
Douglas Mac: President of the European Council
Martin Mugglemore: Presenter of the TV show Feeding Time
Gervais Noysom-Reek: Conservative backbencher
Bob Owlbear: Deputy leader of the opposition
Jaume Pandillero: President of the Philippines
Kirstin Pike: First Minister of Scotland
Lemmi Puukaasu: Prime Minister of Finland
Tiffany Rufus: Home Secretary
Barry Scraggle: Leader of the opposition
Chloe Stoat: Business Secretary
Alan Stollard: Chancellor of the Exchequer
Bill Strait: Father of the House
Peter Strewel: Foreign Secretary
Jean-Jacques Terlamen: President of the European Commission
Thomas Tode: Prominent Leave campaigner
Terri Trough: Downing Street Press Secretary
Dumpster P Windrip: President of the United States